Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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