But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
3pm strippers are depressing
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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