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  I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.

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  Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?

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• Find someone else to have sex with!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:19pm

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• Did you know that GSM phones can pass on human viruses? CDMA phones do not because the frequency at which they work make most viruses unable to propagate.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:20pm

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• Love a good philosophy reference

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:36pm

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• Everyone and everything including IUD's deserve a chance to reach their full potential. If he does not take you back you must immediately find someone (with a CDMA phone) to help you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:35am

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• shed a few fake tears and tell him you didn't mean to break up with him, them start undoing his pants. he'll be all yours!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:37pm

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• Intra-uterine device. It's a piece of plastic that is shoved up your uterus that keeps you from getting pregnant.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:05pm

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• Omg same sitch as me, but I only got bc because he quit having sex with me until I did. Fuckers. Guys should want sex no matter what.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:13pm

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• Definitely one of the funnier things I've read lately. Existential crisis...this is a smarty we're dealing with here.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:36pm

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• Yeah, that should work.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:39am

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• that would work for me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:49pm

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• 2:13....wow he definitely is worried about children...what a smart guy in a city FULL of dumb ones...lol unfortunately i cannot say the same for you....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:05pm

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• Thanks 2:05

  Submitted by jamiejames7 on Jul 8, 11 at 4:25am

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• Only if the IUD was shaped like a Sanskrit glyph, and I had a matching Prince Albert that could hook onto it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:01pm

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• Chicago!!!!

  Submitted by musicman11 on May 12, 10 at 11:18pm

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• Ahh I'm nauseated by 2:13's statement. Sitch? Really? I wouldn't want you having my kids either. You should be shot. "Let me shit talk my bf because he's responsible" You aren't old enough to be fucking, chronologically OR mentally

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:54pm

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