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  Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something

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• Artie?

  Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 15, 11 at 9:36pm

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• Yeah. He's trying to tell you that your gig as the Geico mascot won't last forever. Merry Christmas.

  Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 15, 11 at 10:31am

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• Santa's gotta keep his ho ho ho's looking good. A hairy ho equals no dough.

  Submitted by Tyler9978 on Dec 15, 11 at 11:34am

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• Damn your lucky!

  Submitted by n1etzer on Dec 15, 11 at 2:18pm

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• I was dating an Italian girl once. The power went out so we decided to pass the time by fooling around. It was pitch black in my apartment so I was walking around naked trying to find her. I finally felt fur on my dick, dropped it down two inches and presto, I was getting a blow job!

  Submitted by porksword on Dec 15, 11 at 10:19am

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• Yeah, get your shit in check Chewbaka!!!

  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 11:18am

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  • huuuurrrgghh

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 15, 11 at 4:47pm

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