i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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