I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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