Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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