they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
did you just send me my own nude
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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