Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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