How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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