You really coming over, don't trick.
Porn is love you can see.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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