god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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