Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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