my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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