just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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