i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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