And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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