What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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