she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
the day after is always just damage control
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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