This is not my ceiling
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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