I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Randomize
