Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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