hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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