If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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