I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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