The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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