Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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