I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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