If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You coming home soon, man?
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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