I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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