Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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