med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He shit in the fireplace
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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