so explain again why im purple
no
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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