Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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