i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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