My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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