party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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