I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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