i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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