D3 body, D1 cock
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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