good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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