He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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