A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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