she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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