Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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