paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
