Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is wine microwaveable?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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