I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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