Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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