Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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