Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I need water and some morals
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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